LAS VEGAS BABY

I predict that TONY SMOKE STEWART will win the Kobalt Las Vegas Inviatational 500 tomorrow. Sorry I missed the Phoenix Wreck Fest - DVR'ed the race and have been busy at work. Bum deal for Trevor Bayne in the 21 but, win some lose some. It's all a learning process.

Smoke will win on Sunday due to his Taxi Cab experience in Las Vegas this past week.

Kryle Booooosh will race hard and finish top ten. Kurty Boooooosh will start strong then FADE like most times. And Denny Hamlin will FedEx his in like usual..

Jimmy "LUMBERJACK BEARD" Johnson will race hard, cheat harder and probably win but I'm rooting against him. Bad odds I know but what can you do.

Grab a cold one and get after it on SUNDAY!!

Trevolving the 21 Woods Bros FORD

I LOST MY MIND when the Ford Motorcraft 21 crossed the finish line on Sunday..

Seriously, I stood up and yelled at the TV for Trevor to win the 500. 1st time I've seen a Team I've rooted for win a race since 1976 when Pearson beat Petty to win the 500.

I hope all those JJ(not yeley) fans of the BLowes 48 enjoy those wins they seemingly get all the time, because that is special. Special and the fact that nothing lasts forever, as Darryll Waltrip about that...

GREAT to see the Wood Bros win a race with a NEW ROOKIE DRIVER. Thank GOD they dumped the old geezer who was just wasting time in the 21. Geezer Bill from Nappingville did what he always does, qualified good enough for the race and then wrecked.

I'm sure this season with Trevor will be a learning one but sounds like T.Bayne is the real deal.
Glad to see the 21 Crew take a chance ( with Petty's help ) on a new kid. That gamble paid off.

As far as LUCK is concerned, it wasn't lucky that the 21 was where it was at the end of the race, T.Bayne WORKED HARD all race to be there. 99%preparation 1% inspiration =
100% Awesome.

Hater's can "suck it" Ruxin Style, T.Bayne is going to win his share of races. Tough start at Phx with the popped front tire and wreck, but hey, that track is thrashed and will be re-paved soon.

Phoenix is the odd little track out WEST that doesn't get enough credit. if you can, grab a cold one and get after it on Sunday. Cheer for Trevor Bayne if you want to, I know I will...

Countdown to DAYTONA 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2

ONE! Commercial!! Don't get me wrong, I like Fox alright, they do a good job but they have a nasty habit of going to commercial break (Que the biggest BEST wreck of the day here!) and then cut back from commercial only to see the END of the BIG WRECK and and bunch of stopped cars. Thanks Fox Sports!

Mike Joy - happy guy and great announcer.
Darryl Waltrip - happy guy and former NASCAR racer with a bad haircut
Larry McReynolds - bitter old crew chief who's lost his hair and repeats what Darryl says.

The whole crew could use a new wardrobe person to help the boys with their falling pants, sport coat, shirt & tie selections. I miss the CBS Blue Blazers with the EYE on them and I really miss the ABC Sports Yellow Blazer with the MASSIVE Sports World Domination Patch on them!

Enjoy the Broadcast Today and get used to the new 2011 commercial lineup. You'll see today's ads ALL SEASON LONG. Ugh. Seriously, don't blow the SEASON budget on the First Race!!

Grab a Cold one and Get After It Home Fries!

- LeeChee

DAYTONA 500 RACE

It's the BIG ONE, the MASSIVE WRECK RACE of the YEAR, THE Colossal PILEUP, the Smash and Dash for the Checkered Flag & the Massively HUGE trophy (forget the name right now) with the Rocket-Car on top.

The Daytona 500

I predict the following:

1. 43 Cars will start the race
2. 1 car will finish FIRST
3. 42 cars will be the 1st - 42nd LOSERS
4. Delana Harvick will wear a fire suit
5. Horrible National Anthem Song sung by a nobody
6. Invocation with sponsorship slipped in
7. Military Fly Over
8. 3 BIG Wrecks during the race
9. Jimmy Johnson of the #48 BLowes Team will go from worst to 5th in 8 laps
10. Kurt Busch in the #22 SHELL PENNZOIL DODGE will race
11. Kyle Busch in the #18 M&M's car will race harder
12. #66 Steve Wallace will wreck even harder than Kyle Busch races at Bristol
13. Darrell Waltrip will scream Boogity Boogity Boogity at the start
14. A bunch of old fogeys will ask for Coffee at the consession stands on Sunday
15. I'll watch it on TV.

I'll be cheering for Tony Stewart, Travis Kvapil and David Gilliland on Sunday. Who knows, Jr. might really have a good car too. Have fun this Sunday watching the race.

Grab a cold one and get after it!

- LeeChee

Time WARP Again?

Dale Jr. Has the POLE POSITION? How? WHAT? Who?
Go Jr.Go!

Um, yea. Denny's didn't win the title but they have a great breakfast menu

Wow. 2011 already and Steve Wallace has wrecked his car just unloading it from the hauler!
Good Luck with the 500 there Steve, you'll need it! (and a CASE of 5 Hour Energy).

Here's all the BEER I'll need to drink to just watch Steve drive the 500 this year..

I just wish I could get my hands on some Buckhorn Beer & Hamms Genuine Draft for the race.

Daytona 500 coming up! Get your TAIL-GATE to do list dusted off and get ready to GO!

- LeeChee

The Last Race of the 2010 SEASON and the winner is

The LAST prediction for 2010 will come true:

The SPRINT CHAMPION FOR 2010 IS DENNY HAMLIN!

THE # 11 FEX-EX TOYTA CAMRY WINS IT ALL IN MIAMI!

The City of Hendricksville and Knausstonia have been DEFEATED!

FREEDOM I SAY, FREEDOM! FREEDOM FROM BOREDOM & REPETITION!

Freedom from the Tyranny of the 48 BLows Team & their Cheating evil ways!

FREEDOM FROM THE 48 TEAM! ENJOY THE FREEDOM OF A NEW CHAMPION!

I do have to say that of the 3 in the "race for the chase" Denny has the BEST Looking purse holder to race back to the garage for. She's like a Deer really. Big brown eyes and wow, what a great smile! (did you expect me to say GREAT RACK? honestly, I did! HA!)

Unlike those other driver wives, this Fish girl has some heft to her! DeLayNuh & Jimmy's malnourished wife are like broomsticks knocking around when they walk. Ugh. You can have that JJ, she creeps me out. AND YES, she walked right by me on Pit Road once. She's thinner in PERSON!

Anyway, Been a season of ups and downs, wins and losses, beers and bottles, fish & sticks, rain and shine, hillbillies and hobos and even Bristol and Charlotte.

See you all in the PITS, grab a cold one tomorrow and GET AFTER IT when Denny win's it ALL.

- LeeChee

The CHASE heats up in Kansas...

Wow.





Greg Biffle and the Sherwin Williams Paint Ford Fusion (brought to you by 3M) won the race on Sunday. Bad time for 3M NOT to be on the car. Bummer for them, they paid the way...





JJ(not Yeley) comes in 2nd. Hmmmm... JJ(not Yeley) you need to shave dude! Looking rough..

And yea, I did fall asleep to the race cuz it was soooo exciting! Sorry I did miss the Kryle & Rutimann smash em up derby during the race. Replay was pretty good. Ole Rutimann wasnt apologizing for anything either. Kryle had it coming and NAPCar knew it. Funny that Kryle changed his tune once he was out of the car.

That's what the chase needs, more grudge matches!

Speaking of grudges, Old Kurt Busch has one on JJ(not Yeley) and it's getting close for the Blue Duce to cash that check! Smash the HELL out of the 48 Kurt! Hit em hard and fast, make sure his day is done when you do!

Next race is ?? That's what I thought too.. HA! Later Gators..

Not That Cheerios now...

NAPCAR denies the Penalty Appeal by the 33 Cheerieos Team. Wow, one quarter's width in some far away place on a car costs Bowyer 150 points! Thanks Napcar, thanks for your broken micrometers and "special" calipers to measure out the width of 3 business cards. Looks like Napcar is sucking the fun out of the Chase.

Just when you thought it might be worth watching, NOPE, Correction! According to Napcar & their sponsors it has to be JJ(Not Yeley) or Denny "Virginian" Hamlin to win the title. Gordon, Stewart, Kyle or Kurt and even Greg Biffle...all is LOST.
They have no hope to win the title when it's already scripted.

I didn't even watch the Dover race. You know why? I knew it would be such a booring race and that JJ(Not Yeley) would win. And next day - I was right!
Que the music, throw the flag and wow, look... JJ(Not Yeley) will come from nowhere to Win the Race! Yeaaaa....Yawn..ZZZZ.

It's ALREADY OVER, JJ(Not Yeley) will win the Cup this year. Hooo-Cares!

So me not going to the Fall Race in Charlotte is no suprise. That and I'm going to see some real entertainment that will make me laugh. I won't be yelling angry outbursts at everyone wearing a BLowes hat, bitter cold knees and then the horrible bad traffic trying to leave the race.

I would say Napcar sucks but I think they've been bought and paid for by BLowes and Hendrick. Good investment guys...

If the chase is over with 5 races to go, I doubt I'll watch any more races this year.

So grab a cold one and watch some football this Sunday, you won't miss much at Kansas.. LOL..

It's Bristol Baby! Woooooooooo!!!

It's Bristol Baby! The IR-WIN Tools Night Race @ BRISTOL. It's time for some Good Old Fashioned Bump & Run Racing!! Smash - Bash - REVENGE - No Fenders!
How cool does that sound? Pretty cool to me!! Bummer is I won't get to see any of that. With "the Chase" and all the sponsors clamping down on fights and intentional wrecks it's not going to be the wreckfest and rolling junkyard that I want to see. Still, I get to see some great racing... Side By Side ACTION! yea for that!

My IR-WIN Tools Night Race @ Bristol Winner - Kurt Busch in the BLUE DUCE!
I'll be drinking Miller so I might as well cheer for the guy. I hope Tony Stewart does well, but he's hot or cold at Bristol depending on his mood. Go Kvapil in whatever car they put you in! Fishsticks and Fries for the Kvapilnater!

I sure hope that little denny hamlin doesn't win, and Mr Happy Harvick will break his streak Saturday as he usually has horrible luck at Bristol.

Dale Jr. will run the high line, eventually hit the wall and then have a mid-pack "mediocre" finish. Jr. will swear at his spotter the whole race, ignore his Crew Chief and drive like he's going to Harris Teeter for Double Bonus Coupon Day.

If were lucky, Marty Smith ESPN correspondent & Hair Model will interview Jr. right after the race and get sworn at for no reason. If swearing makes you a better driver Robbie Gordon would have 3 Championships by now.

I hope to find at least 2 orphaned coozies and one buttpad in the stands this year. We have 3 races to find stuff, wish us luck.

Have Fun, Stay safe and Saturday Night - grab a cold one, a 9/16" wrench and GET AFTER IT BOYS!

- LeeChee